The whole family will be in stitches on Turkey Day this year with these Thanksgiving jokes, one-liners, knock-knocks and ...

Grab those (turkey) drumsticks! Somebody’s got to be ready to deliver that bu-dum tish sound effect for all the hilarious ...

So, sit back, relax and get ready to cringe with these short, cute and silly Thanksgiving puns that you can use as Instagram captions or funny text ... a chip off the old rock.