Not this: This is my beard, if you even want to call it a beard. This footage was taken after I let it grow for two weeks. Two weeks! It's thin, patchy, and in some spots there's no hair at all.

Grow that the facial hair quality has improved, grow your beard for at least 15 days. Unless you have thick growth, there is no need to trim while it grows. Meanwhile, visit a salon and get beard ...