The former Florida attorney general has been chosen by President-elect Donald Trump to serve as U.S. Attorney General.

Bondi seems so thoroughly soaked in vintage Trumpian corruption that it's a surprise that she isn't a bankrupt casino in Atlantic City. Is the choicest bottle in the cellar a lovely 2016 Pinot Griftio valued at 25K? Before we beat this metaphor into a fine powder, here's the crew from CREW with a flashback to that more innocent time.

Not only did Bondi serve as one of Trump’s lawyers during his first impeachment trial, she served on his Opioid and Drug Abuse Commission during his first term. She’s also a chair at the America First Policy Institute, which was founded in 2021 to promote Trump’s policy agenda after he left office, per Axios.